“Two’s company, three’s … a hindi movie”

“I dont think so, therefore I’m probably not”

“Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate”

“Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs”

“Looks can be deceiving … so can be girls”

“”women, cricket and fishing … its all about a good catch”

Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.”

“If you can conqure fear by doing the things you gear to do then stand close to me while I prepare to blow your face”

“for every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.”

“women are trouble every man loves to get ‘in’”

“Bombing for peace is like using stink bombs for fresh air”

“Beauty is in the ye of the beer holder.”

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.”

“Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.”

“A bird in hand ….. ensures a great dinner”

“If you wanna be bad, atleast be good at it.”

“Where there’s smoke there’s …….. an auto”

“Its a good way to chat people’s attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do before”

“If more doors are opened with “please” than with keys, then men are ought to be standing outside their homes”

“Sweet words are easy to say …. Make it complicated start cursing”

“Love is int eh air … No wonder I dont fall in love … Coz I live on earth.”

“Love is blind … marriage an eye opener … then divorce is a stairway to heaven ….”