20 yrs ago, I sold 50 shares to buy a new 88 model ambassador, Last week also, I sold 50 shares of the same company & again bought a 88 model ambassador, “MARKET IS STABLE”

After the stock market crashed, an investor was asked if he was a bull or a bear.
“Actually”, he replied, ” I’m an Ass.”

Any idea where we can find Lehman Sisters?
Why…?
Got to do to them, what d brothers did to us.

International stock markets are responding to rate cuts like men do to Viagra.One or two hours up & then back to limp.

They told me to invest in stocks for my old age.
I did and it worked wonderfully…
Within a week i started looking like an old man…

If Gandhiji had invested in stock mkt ? There would have been 4th monkey having his hands on his ASS.

From an investor,on the current market situation “This is worse than a divorce; I have lost half of my networth…and I still have a wife!”

Upcoming Horror Movies,
Produced by P. CHIDAMBRAM

“SENSEX BANA SHAITAN”

“TADAPTI NIFTY”

“KHUNI SEBI”

“INVESTOR KI MAUT”

“SHAITANI TIPS”

Good time to invest in stocks of Rupa frontline, VIP underwear, Jockey briefs etc..!
ShareBazar mein Sab ki chaddi utar gayi hai, So everyone will buy new one.

When Bush was asked abt the Credit Crunch…He said it was his favorite candy bar!